Sinds een tijdje is het mogelijk om bij The Next Web stickers aan te vragen, gewoon omdat het kan. Vandaag kwamen dan de stickers binnen vergezeld met een briefje waarvan ik jullie de inhoud niet van onthouden.

Hi there,

You are now the proud owner of 5 brand new and authentic The Next Web Bloggable stickers. Must be your lucky day. You know we don’t just hand these out right? Nope. We expect something in return. First of all we would love to see you paint a red cross on your forehead, wear a blonde wig and do a little dance. Please record that on video, then post that on Youtube, then forget you posted it and go out and drink a beer.

Then, while in a bar drinking beer talk to a total stranger and ask them if they are aware that you invented the World Wide Web. If they believe you ask them for a few dollars and buy them a beer. If they don’t believe you give them a sticker. If they get aggressive, abusive or too affectionate excuse yourself and visit the restrooms. Add a sticker to every door that has graffiti or comments scribbled on it. Don’t forget to document the process!

Now go home, hug whoever is there and mail us some toenails and hair samples. Clean your shower or bathtub an re-arrange your clothes. Alphabetize your books and color coordinate the contents of your fridge. Photos would be nice….

En zo gaat het verhaal nog een tijdje door. De stickers zijn verkrijgbaar via @Boris of mail naar stickers@thenextweb.com of zelfs via hier.